Cows eat bread

June 1, 2008

I thought I’d share a funny story. The shelter where I work runs like a well oiled machine. We get donations of bread almost daily from Safeway and other bakeries. At times we feel like we are drowning in bread! We put it out on racks for our clients to take freely, but as long as I’ve been there…the racks have never been empty…in fact, at times we don’t have room for all of it. We have two cow farmers who come and pick up the excess bread to feed to their cows. Yeah…who knew cows eat bread?

Several weeks ago was “take your child to work” day, so I took Hannah to the shelter with me. She served food on the line along with the other volunteers, and she got to help her mom make 150 tuna sandwiches.

On this day we had an over abundance of bread, and more coming in. One of my resident staff approached me and asked what we should do with the excess. “We’ll give it to the cows”, I said.

Hannah’s mouth dropped and her eyes became wider than I’ve ever seen them. She took in a sharp breath and said, (in complete and utter shock)…”Mom!! I can’t believe you called the homeless people cows!!!”

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  • 1. vroni1208  |  June 2, 2008 at 2:46 am

    This was hilarious! I was expecting it, but it was still very funny! :D

    At least the bread doesn’t go to waste. Hey, you could always freeze it and make bread pudding out of it. I knew a couple of ladies at my old job who did that with lunch bread nobody wanted! It would make a great dessert! Just needs raisins, sugar and cinnamon, I think! :)

  • 2. childwoman  |  June 2, 2008 at 5:34 am

    hehehhehee…that was funny..I see that Hannah takes after her mum after all… lol

  • 3. Average Jane  |  June 3, 2008 at 9:38 am

    You have a most amazing way of telling things and I can just imagine Hannah’s shock!

  • 4. davidrochester  |  June 4, 2008 at 4:18 am

    That was hilarious. And for whatever reason, I didn’t see the punch line coming. :-)

  • 5. Spectrum  |  June 10, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    Hello, Holley! I miss your wit. It’s me Spectrum, from Blogsource. Thought I’d drop by to say hi!

  • 6. spectrum2  |  June 11, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    I now have a blog here

  • 7. Moongirl  |  June 11, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *falling off chair* Dang! I LOVE that kid! FTL, jenny

  • 8. missholley  |  June 11, 2008 at 11:54 pm

    Vroni…I’ve made lots of bread pudding since I’ve been there. The only problem is that I need quite a few eggs…and eggs aren’t something I always have on hand. When I first started, someone had donated several jars of mincemeat…so I made some bread pudding and added the mincemeat to it. After it was done I poured caramel sauce over the top. IT WAS SO FREAKIN’ GOOD!

    Tara…Yeah…she’s pretty funny. She’s much prettier than her old mom though.

    Jane…you should have seen the look on her face…it was priceless!

    David…it was quite hilarious…it still makes me laugh.

    SPECTRUM! So good to hear from you! I can’t click on your name and go to your blog. I’ll see if the sight is on my email notification of your comment. If I don’t make it to your sight…it’s because I don’t know how to. Leave the blog address here if you feel comfortable doing so. I’ve often wondered how you are doing! Thank you for stopping by!

    Jenny…don’t hurt yourself! (You really would love her…she’s quite lovable.)

  • 9. waxingstrange  |  June 12, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    What funny story, thanks so much for sharing!

  • 10. spectrum2  |  June 12, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    specrumreturns.wordpress.com

  • 11. missholley  |  June 14, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Any time, Waxing :)

    Spectrum…I’m not sure what’s going on. When I cut and paste your address it says that this blog doesn’t exist. It even went so far as to ask me if I wanted to make this my new blog!

    Oh, wait…I see…you left out the t. Let me try this again.

  • 12. waxingstrange  |  June 25, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    I’m just dropping by to say hi, and that I hope all is going well with you!

  • 13. Julia Gulia  |  June 27, 2008 at 2:26 am

    I truly lol-ed :D

  • 14. childwoman  |  July 25, 2008 at 8:58 am

    Hye,,,just saying hi, and I miss you!

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